Clown The Scrub Above 2017

^Backs Up From Pillow Fights

^^brused up bad from getting shot with a rubber band gum

^ Rigs twister dials so his face can be in another mans ass within 5 spins.

^^parents took his atari away cause he kept sitting on the joystick

^Eminem Was Like A Dad To Him Growing Up

^ prefers electrical lawn mowers instead of gas mowers

^ Thinks it funny to talk like Beavis and Butthead.

^I'm beatin in my car watching lowrider videos, rumpelstilskin is beating in his foreskin watchin barney

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^ Blew out both knees squating the bar.

^rumpy dump dump, he got four men off in his butt

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^^ Mad that I've been with only one woman, his mamma

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^^^protects his fort with a dinner fork and wife's nighty on

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^Is the Manager of a gay male sex store called "Dagger Packers"

^Works At A Massage Parlor Called "Becky's"

^you ate all the fruit salad by yourself and drank up all your own zimas at the barbecue

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^^started jacking off at age 2, Dick went limp at age 10, dick fell off at 14, now at age 30 is growing a pussy and breasts

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^^^ old ass with a goat tee and stripper's body mutha phucka

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***Some Gay Guy Texted Me On A Dating Site And Started Talking To Me Gay While I Sat And Ate A Hot Dog With Cole Slaw On It. I Told Him I Like Girls And I Am Desperate But Not That Desperate, I Thought To Myself This Is As Gay Is It Gets Right Here Till I Came Back To The Siccness And Saw All You Scrubs.

^Injects semen in his veins