Clown The Scrub Above - 2015 Edition

^^^is a blackout alcoholic who turns a party into a shitshow, and subsequently gets penises drawn on his face...at age 30. Weird...

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His new years years resolution is to panhandle 20 dollars

^ Was ap9's secret santa

^^ rubs raw bacon on his body hoping to attract the right man

^ has Shawn Michaels entrance song as his ringtone

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Offered Michael Sam Some ass after he was cut from the Cowboys

^^^^^^^^^photoshopped a buncha pics of him kissing michael sam

Requested a "clean" version of a-wax's latest release

^ brags to girls about winning 3rd place in a chili cook off

hates the RAIDERS cuz they beat the niners.

^ Prefers tennis to football

^^has no gag reflex

^ has sleep overs at versacero house and they call mixer on speaker phone!

( im high then a mothefucker )

^^reenacted the silence of the lambs gay buffalo bill scene but with killa tays music in the background

^^^ doesnt move the brush when brushing his teeth... holds it against the wall and jerks his head forward and back on it dreaming of sucking a cock

^ is from the UK

^ is from a country where cops can be filmed choking an innocent black man to death on the sidewalk and not get charged

^ tried to start a crip gang in the UK after watching the movie colors

^ is from a country where citizens are not allowed to own guns, so when somebody does a home invasion on your house the only thing you can do is curl up into a fetal position and hope you don't get butt raped.