Aside from all the obvious reasons...
we burned down your whitehouse and fucked yo bitches in 1812.
When the japs set it off in pearl harbour you bitches werent down for the funk. Canada was with the get back in less than 24 hours.
We're 10.3% less obese than you guys.
We send you all our shitty musicians like Drake, Bieber and Celine Dion and you guys embrace them.
We dont have crocodiles
We are adaptable to any climate
We got all the fresh water and trees
We dont hate black people and Mexicans
We got (kinda) free healthcare
We bout it bout it
We got the better side of niagra falls
We invented the telephone, the lightbulb, basketball, insulin (you're welcome fat people), electric wheelchairs (again, you're welcome fat people), the g suit, java, ski doos, radios, the moose, electric ovens, instant replays, beer carton handles and that is just the tip of the iceberg.
So when you see me and
@Mac Jesus
, address us as your superiors.
we burned down your whitehouse and fucked yo bitches in 1812.
When the japs set it off in pearl harbour you bitches werent down for the funk. Canada was with the get back in less than 24 hours.
We're 10.3% less obese than you guys.
We send you all our shitty musicians like Drake, Bieber and Celine Dion and you guys embrace them.
We dont have crocodiles
We are adaptable to any climate
We got all the fresh water and trees
We dont hate black people and Mexicans
We got (kinda) free healthcare
We bout it bout it
We got the better side of niagra falls
We invented the telephone, the lightbulb, basketball, insulin (you're welcome fat people), electric wheelchairs (again, you're welcome fat people), the g suit, java, ski doos, radios, the moose, electric ovens, instant replays, beer carton handles and that is just the tip of the iceberg.
So when you see me and
@Mac Jesus
, address us as your superiors.
