Best Simpsons Quotes

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HOMER: Hello my name is Mr.burns, I believe you have a letter for me.

POST OFFICE GUY: Ok Mr.Burns what's your first name.

HOMER: I DON'T KNOW
 
May 13, 2002
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Lisa: Mum, Dad There's something I have to do, you're not gonna like it but I really believe it's the right thing
Homer: Marge she's gonna knock on our stash !
Marge: We don't have a stash!
Homer: No of course not.


Did you watch the one that was on tonight? shit was hella funny..
 
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MARGE: I know what the other 12 forkz are for, but what is this one for.

Homer: Why Marge I believe you are supposed to scratch your ass with it.
 
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what's the quote in the episode with steven hawkin (smart guy in the wheelchair) - him and homer are at moe's and homer tries to impersonate him so that he'll pick up the tab... anyone know it?